• Bridge Jumper

    A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the […]

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  • New Dogs

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” The blond answered. “They’re watch dogs!”

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  • Race

    A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you want to race, huh?”

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  • Tracks

    Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.” The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.” “No. Those are deer tracks.” They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.

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  • A Brazilian

    A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed”. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, “Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?”

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