• Cardiologist and Mechanic

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, […]

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  • 80 Year Old Man

    An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen-year-old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. […]

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  • Reasons You Have A Cheap HMO

    Reasons you have a cheap HMO: 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter the park trailer.” 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of popsicles. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is “Bill” from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of […]

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  • Stress Problem

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at […]

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  • Posted Note

    Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself . It said “Anyone know where my glove went?”

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