Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette just inherited a ranch. They thought that the ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull. They had $500 to spend and the brunette found an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale for $500.
The brunette went to look at him and decided to buy him. She had to send a telegram to her sister telling her to come with a trailer to get the bull.
The telegrams cost $1 per word so the brunette sent the word “comfortable” to save money.
The telegram guy asked “Why comfortable”?
The brunette replied, “Because my sisters a blonde and she will read it slow and she will think it says come for the bull”.