A year in review of blondes...

27 / Януари / 2020

Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

� Couldn�t learn to water ski because she couldn�t find a lake with a slope.

� Can�t work in a pharmacy because the bottles won�t fit into the typewriter.

� Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said Ŗ to 4 years."

� Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

� Couldn�t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

� When asked what the capital of California was, answered &#34C."

� Can�t make KoolAid because eight cups of water won�t fit into one of those little packets.

� Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves.

� Changes the baby�s diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."

� After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

� What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light.

� Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it�s starting ! to rain, and the top is down."