"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, �Do I look stupid?� don�t answer." Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet�s not working." Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9

"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13

&#34Don�t squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13

&#34Don�t pull dad�s finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don�t let her brush your hair." Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."