"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, �Do I look stupid?� don�t answer." Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet�s not working." Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9
"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13
"Don�t squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13
"Don�t pull dad�s finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don�t let her brush your hair." Taylia,11
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."