Mail Order Blonde

27 / Януари / 2020

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I�m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: &#34Don�t you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How�s that working?"

Blonde: &#34Actually, I haven�t gotten any letters yet."

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