More Crazy Stuff

27 / Януари / 2020

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don�t have film

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don�t.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can�t shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren�t going as ghosts but as mattresses?

And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?