On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, �I�m blonde, I�m beautiful, I�m going to New York, and I�m not moving.�
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, �I�m blonde, I�m beautiful, I�m going to New York, and I�m not moving.�
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, �I�m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.� He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde�s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, �Why didn�t anyone just say so.�
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
The pilot replied, �I told her the first class section wasn�t going to New York.�