Jokes

What to do?

  27 / Януари / 2020
If you are given a gun with two bullets and are sent to a room with Saddam Hussein, Usama Bin Laden, and a lawyer, what should you do?

Three Questions

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man calls his lawyer and asks: How much would you charge me to answer three questions? LAWYER: Four Hundred Dollars

The Brass Rat

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. "That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000

Smart Thinking...

  27 / Януари / 2020
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he�d done it.

Materialistic Lawyer

  27 / Януари / 2020
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and

Honest Lawyer?

  27 / Януари / 2020
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

Do You Serve Lawyers?

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender.

Corruption in the Courtroom

  27 / Януари / 2020
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn�t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

Brain Dead

  27 / Януари / 2020
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Words to Ponder

  27 / Януари / 2020
Life is just a phase you�re going through...you�ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Useful Male Courses

  27 / Януари / 2020
Training Courses Now Available for Men 1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

Things Found Only In America

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.