Jokes

When Do Ghosts Play Tricks On Each Other

  27 / Януари / 2020
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghouls Day!

Why Do Vampires Brush Their Teeth?

  27 / Януари / 2020
To stop bad breath!

What Did The Plant Do In Math Class

  27 / Януари / 2020
What did the plant do in math class? It grew square roots!

Teddy Bears

  27 / Януари / 2020
What do you feed teddy bears? Stuffing!

What Did One Eye Say To The Other

  27 / Януари / 2020
What did one eye say to the other? Something between us smells!

What Did One Eye Say To The Other

  27 / Януари / 2020
What did one eye say to the other? Something between us smells!

What’s Easy To Get Into…

  27 / Януари / 2020
What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble!

A Pair

  27 / Януари / 2020
What are two bananas peels together called? A pair of slippers!

Clean Nose

  27 / Януари / 2020
What do you find in a clean nose?

What Did The Stamp Say To The Envelope?

  27 / Януари / 2020
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!

What Does A Lazy Dog Chase?

  27 / Януари / 2020
What does a lazy dog chase? Parked cars!

What Do You Call A Sad Strawberry?

  27 / Януари / 2020
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!