Jokes

Four Wheels And Flies

  27 / Януари / 2020
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

What Did The Tonsil Say To The Other Tonsil?

  27 / Януари / 2020
What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed! The doctor is taken us out tonight!

How Do You Start A Teddy Bear Race?

  27 / Януари / 2020
How do you start a teddy bear race? Say “Ready, teddy, go!

What Is A Cat’s Favourite Color?

  27 / Януари / 2020
What is a cat’s favorite color? Puuuurrrrrrrrrple!

F1

  27 / Януари / 2020
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on th

Password Rejected

  27 / Януари / 2020
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to us

Pink Curtains

  27 / Януари / 2020
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like t

Bug In The Barn

  27 / Януари / 2020
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going wh

Automatic Replies

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

Oxymorons

  27 / Януари / 2020
Oxymorons: Government Worker Legally drunk

Cheese and Bologna

  27 / Януари / 2020
I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice

Urine Sample

  27 / Януари / 2020
A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office .