Jokes

Thanks for the Emails!

  27 / Януари / 2020
Thankfully my friends included me in on their quest to inform all! Because of you.... * I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I fo

So You Ask Yourself...

  27 / Януари / 2020
Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? It�s zero degrees outside today and it�s supp

Quotes about Life

  27 / Януари / 2020
Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it�s also a lousy beautician.

More Crazy Stuff

  27 / Януари / 2020
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don�t have film Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Letters to Landlords

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "I want some repairs done to

Funny Thoughts

  27 / Януари / 2020
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he�ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come SUPERMAN co

Found in church bulletins

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends. 2. Tuesday at 4PM there will

Excuse Notes From Parents

  27 / Януари / 2020
My son is under a doctor�s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa

DisBarred

  27 / Януари / 2020
If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, shouldn�t it follow that... electricians can be delighted...

Day out with the kids...

  27 / Януари / 2020
- Instead of singing bottles of beer on the wall," you drink �em. - During the school year, keep them

Creative ways to call someone Stupid

  27 / Януари / 2020
About as sharp as a marble. A few clowns short of a circus. Not the brightest bulb on the

Basic Rules of Flying

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull