Jokes

Actual School Excuse Notes

  27 / Януари / 2020
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:

Actual comments from U.S. travel agents

  27 / Януари / 2020
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn�t get messed up by being near the window.

25 Proverbs to a healthier life...

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. If you�re too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

15 Ways To Uplift the Workplace

  27 / Януари / 2020
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don�t disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same

15 Ways to be Annoying

  27 / Януари / 2020
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money. 2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.

Car in Ditch

  27 / Януари / 2020
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car a

WWJD

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was

Where is my residence?

  27 / Януари / 2020
There once was a wealthy man who faithfully attended mass at his local church. When his time came, and he passed on to heaven, he was met at the Pearly Gates by

Water to Wine

  27 / Януари / 2020
An Irish priest was driving down to New York and got stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smelled alcohol on the priest�s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on th

Thank God

  27 / Януари / 2020
There was a guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about two weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and wea

Sin of Lying

  27 / Януари / 2020
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

Renounce Satan!

  27 / Януари / 2020
Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed. "Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan. "No," said the dying man.