Jokes

Preacher�s Last Request

  27 / Януари / 2020
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.

Playing games with St. Peter

  27 / Януари / 2020
There is a knock on St. Peter�s door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears.

Listen to the Bible

  27 / Януари / 2020
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had

Keeping the Faith

  27 / Януари / 2020
A nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it,

Jewish Samurai

  27 / Януари / 2020
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a message to one and all that he was se

Jesus vs. Satan

  27 / Януари / 2020
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at i

God created the Dog

  27 / Януари / 2020
On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

Dumb Joe

  27 / Януари / 2020
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he�s in serious financial trouble. He�s so desperate he

Donations To The Preacher

  27 / Януари / 2020
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.

Death in the Service

  27 / Януари / 2020
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

Confession

  27 / Януари / 2020
When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Children in Church

  27 / Януари / 2020
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"