Jokes

Almonds

  27 / Януари / 2020
A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs Smith appears.

After Life

  27 / Януари / 2020
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are

Word Perfect Help Line

  27 / Януари / 2020
his is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was

Three Engineers

  27 / Януари / 2020
There were three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Reasons you should re-assess your computer relationship

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. You wake up at 4 oclock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get this aw

Powerful Writer

  27 / Януари / 2020
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to

New Virus

  27 / Януари / 2020
There is a new virus. The code name is "Work". If you receive Work

Murphy Laws of Computing

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point

Military Computer

  27 / Януари / 2020
The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military lea

If AOL made cars

  27 / Януари / 2020
AOL announced another rate increase today moving the ulimited access rate up too $23.90/month. Thought this joke was appropriate to celebrate the occassion.

Great Writer

  27 / Януари / 2020
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

Dr. Seuss as a Technical Writer

  27 / Януари / 2020
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, a