Jokes

Almonds

27 / Януари / 2020

A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs Smith appears.

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After Life

27 / Януари / 2020

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are

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Word Perfect Help Line

27 / Януари / 2020

his is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was

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Three Engineers

27 / Януари / 2020

There were three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

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Reasons you should re-assess your computer relationship

27 / Януари / 2020

1. You wake up at 4 oclock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get this aw

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Powerful Writer

27 / Януари / 2020

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to

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New Virus

27 / Януари / 2020

There is a new virus. The code name is "Work". If you receive Work

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Murphy Laws of Computing

27 / Януари / 2020

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point

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Military Computer

27 / Януари / 2020

The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military lea

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If AOL made cars

27 / Януари / 2020

AOL announced another rate increase today moving the ulimited access rate up too $23.90/month. Thought this joke was appropriate to celebrate the occassion.

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