Jokes

Blonde job interview

  27 / Януари / 2020
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What�s 2+2?

Blonde Horse Back Rider

  27 / Януари / 2020
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

Bad reception

  27 / Януари / 2020
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

A year in review of blondes...

  27 / Януари / 2020
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. � Couldn�t learn to water ski because she couldn�t find a lake with a slope.

A Long Flight

  27 / Януари / 2020
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentle

Drinks for me and buddy

  27 / Януари / 2020
Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here."

Whose Dog

  27 / Януари / 2020
A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and, clearing his throat, asked, "Um, err,

What, Exactly, Are Cats?

  27 / Януари / 2020
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.

Traveling Pig

  27 / Януари / 2020
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer

To the zoo...

  27 / Януари / 2020
Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is headed Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is headed

Sick Puppy

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog�s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

Random Animal Thoughts

  27 / Януари / 2020
Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."