Stand Right Here

27 / Януари / 2020

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,

�Stand in that circle and DON�T MOVE!�

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, �Oh you think that�s funny? Watch this!�

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she�s laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

�What�s so funny?� the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, �Every time you weren�t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!