Water to Wine

27 / Януари / 2020

An Irish priest was driving down to New York and got stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smelled alcohol on the priest�s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," said the priest.

The trooper replied, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looked at the bottle and said, "Good Lord! He�s done it again!"