Jokes

Things Found Only In America

27 / Януари / 2020

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

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Thanks for the Emails!

27 / Януари / 2020

Thankfully my friends included me in on their quest to inform all! Because of you.... * I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I fo

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So You Ask Yourself...

27 / Януари / 2020

Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? It�s zero degrees outside today and it�s supp

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Quotes about Life

27 / Януари / 2020

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. Time may be a great healer, but it�s also a lousy beautician.

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More Crazy Stuff

27 / Януари / 2020

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don�t have film Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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Letters to Landlords

27 / Януари / 2020

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "I want some repairs done to

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Funny Thoughts

27 / Януари / 2020

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he�ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. How come SUPERMAN co

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Found in church bulletins

27 / Януари / 2020

1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends. 2. Tuesday at 4PM there will

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