Jokes

Penguin Delivery Service

  27 / Януари / 2020
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road.

Loney guy and the centipede

  27 / Януари / 2020
There was a loney guy who decided that life would be more fun if he had a pet.

Liver and Cheese

  27 / Януари / 2020
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

Jesus is watching you

  27 / Януари / 2020
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a

Getting weighed

  27 / Януари / 2020
Scott took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Mary?" asked Scott.

For Dog Lovers Only

  27 / Януари / 2020
Dear Master: The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear yo

Dancing Duck

  27 / Януари / 2020
A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show.

Chin-Chin the Panda

  27 / Януари / 2020
Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors.

Camel Questions

  27 / Януари / 2020
Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?

Agreeable Theory

  27 / Януари / 2020
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it

Mickey Mouse In Space

  27 / Януари / 2020
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? Because he wanted to see Pluto!

Where Do Snowmen Go To Dance

  27 / Януари / 2020
Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!