Jokes

Bill Gates In purgatory

  27 / Януари / 2020
Bill Gates dies He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

Zoo Trip

  27 / Януари / 2020
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

You a cop?

  27 / Януари / 2020
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a

They are busy

  27 / Януари / 2020
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

Sunday Dinner

  27 / Януари / 2020
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner.

Quotes Regarding Kids

  27 / Януари / 2020
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.

Moral of the Story

  27 / Януари / 2020
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them

Kids on the Net

  27 / Януари / 2020
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

K-9 Cop

  27 / Януари / 2020
was the end of the day when the officer parked his police van in front of the station. A

Goat

  27 / Януари / 2020
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner.

Father�s Day Product Placement

  27 / Януари / 2020
On Father�s Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled eggs

Escaped Convict

  27 / Януари / 2020
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. Whe